Saturday, February 12, 2011

You There ?

Dear God ,

How is it hanging at the 7th Sky ? How be them niggas of yours ? WORD !
I was just wondering few minutes ago , If am I really doing a sin not believing in you ? Because more I clear my mind ,embrace humanity and stop thinking as a Muslim ..

More My mind opens .. It loves , It feels ... Regardless of religion , race , sect ...

More My power of reason has increased .. I ask questions without fear of getting punished , I dont believe in a fairy anymore after what has happened in Gaza ...

So When Edward Cullen will start acting like a vampire , I will believe in you again ..

Till then Its a good bye ...

PS You should have a facebook account , People pray on facebooks these days .. and try to get satan banned , Say let there be BAN or something

Say Hi to Kurt Cobain for me ..

Your foe ,

Neo Vandetta

Thursday, February 10, 2011

You don't Really Love me..

Ok , Who have experienced clingy relations ? I mean , I am 18 and this is my 2nd .. And God damn ! She isn't making it easy , I mean Come on Woman when I ever promised to marry you or make babies , I mean shit , I am freaking 18 and I am not even sure whether I will brush my teeth tommorow or not ? Damn!

Anyways, the problem with clingy girls is "they aren't loved enough" So any parents who are reading this (No one reads this) , If you have a teenage daughter please love her , because if you dont she comes to us and often get , You know , Eheeeem !

SO , Moving on! You should love your teenage daughters , Make them believe in that love and don't spoil them in that process !

and Guys , If you are good at scoring chics , Remember , Your sister can be scored too ..

Get a dutch Wife .. Sasti , Mazbot , Tikao ...

Or get married .. Always a good thing , But As Great Leader of Singles Barney Stinson said "Dont even think of getting married before 30"

So , Simple way of being happy is to GTFO of this county ! AAH !

Well No , Heck You decide and if you are a cleric refrain from commenting ..

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Err .. Intro

So , Finally after many years of thinking , Listening to pearl jam (.. Pearl Jam That didn't made sense ...
NickelBa-.. No the meme followers will burn my blog before starting)  Anywho , After a friend insisted that I can write thats why I am here to Blog ..

Name Is Hamad , In IBA , Karachi , Age.. WAIT ! This aint those marraige proposal , I am Neo Vandetta , And thats not a spelling mistake , Its slovakian .. and I am here to blog ..

So Follow me , Who doesnt like stalkers , eh ? write to me , feedback is requested .. heck Just look at the pwetty template .. I have joined the intellectual people of Pakistan .. Who Blog .. and drinks coffee and listens to Jimi Hendrix .. Meh , Well , Here I am .. and I am here to STAY !